17 August 2009 @ 10:32 pm
[fic] Ladybugs and Zebras  
Title: Ladybugs and Zebras
Author: [livejournal.com profile] omen1x2
Rating: PG
Fandom: DBSK/TVXQ
Pairing: JaeChun, vague YooSu, OT5
Disclaimer: Like all fanfic writers, I twist reality to please me.
Summary: Summer’s the time to be lazy, and Jaejoong and Yoochun cloud-gaze.
A/N: An extremely overdue birthday fic for [livejournal.com profile] vermeil.



Ladybugs and Zebras

By Omen-chan




“A duck.”

“Junsu.”

“What is with you and that? I swear, you have an unhealthy obsession with Junsu’s ass.”

“Well, it is a nice ass.”

“I never know if you just say things like that to make me jealous, or if you’re just a big ass.”

“No, no. Junsu has the big ass. I’m a jerk.”

“Jerk-off.”

“That too.”

There's a long pause. And then, "Do you get jealous?”

“Of course not. I’m a paragon of virtue.”

Despite the words, the two of them are nothing more than lazy and boneless, lying on the hill and feeling as if the heat could melt them into it. It makes Yoochun feel like water, melding with the dirt and grass underneath, and trickling like rain down the side.

Jaejoong raises his cigarette to his lips and inhales, sharp, and for a moment, the world is real again. He licks his lips and his hand drops back to his stomach, careful to keep his cigarette from burning a hole in his shirt. “Ladybug.”

“How the hell do you get ladybug? Clouds don’t have spots, do they?”

“Why not ladybug? Where’s the fun in beetle?”

Yoochun hums the refrain to Hello, Goodbye and interrupts himself with, “Fine. Zebra.”

“Horse.”

“Hey, you made the rules.”

The two of them stare as the ladybug-beetle and the zebra-horse join together in a weird mating ritual.

“I hope your zebra doesn’t squish my ladybug. I kind of liked him.”

“Her.”

“Hey, I can make him a he if I want to. He’s my cloud.”

Yoochun ponders the possibility of a “Property of Jaejoong” sign sticking out of the side of the now strangely fused ladybug-beetle-zebra-horse and then thinks about things like ink and skin, and if that counts too. Remembers the night before, and can’t help smiling around his cigarette.

“Stop that.”

“Stop what?”

“Yoochun, the whole world and their mother can tell when you’re thinking about sex.”

“So?”

“So I’m not having sex with you in broad daylight on a hill, where I could maybe get bug bites on my ass.”

“They wouldn’t dare. That’s my ass.”

“Funny how it’s on me, though.”

“That was God saying that it wouldn’t be fair for it to be on me. It wouldn’t be nearly so easy to grab.”

Jaejoong rolls onto his stomach and stubs his cigarette out on the ground just under his nose, giving Yoochun a perfect view of said ass when he looks down. “I thought you liked Junsu’s ass?”

“And I thought you didn’t get jealous?”

Yoochun grins as Jaejoong flings a half-hearted glare at him, and the sun shines off his eyes and makes a flower of heat bloom in Yoochun’s stomach. “It doesn’t matter, anyway. Junsu doesn’t have your dick.”

Jaejoong just laughs and reaches over to flick Yoochun’s far cheek, just over his dimple. He doesn’t move his arm away after, and just lets it lie across Yoochun’s chest. “He wouldn’t know what to do with it.”

“Blasphemy.”

They both look up, tilting their heads awkwardly towards the source of the new voice. Yunho smiles down at them, thumbs hooked into his pockets, and eyes warm chocolate in the heat. It makes the two of them feel even sleepier.

Yunho doesn’t wait for a response and just nudges them both with the toes of his shoes. “Come on, you two. Play time’s over.”

They both sigh and struggle to their feet, but neither of them do more than mumble complaints that they don’t really mean.

Family time is important too.

“And don’t think I won’t tell Junsu about Jaejoong’s dare to let him play with his dick so he can prove that he does know what to do with one.”



~fin~
 
 
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𝔸𝕃𝔼ℕ𝔸: 20[personal profile] amihan on August 18th, 2009 03:50 am (UTC)
“Yoochun, the whole world and their mother can tell when you’re thinking about sex.”
I'd rather not add my embarrassing comments in IM here so I'll just say THANK YOU♥


AND YEAY FOR YUNHO'S APPEARANCE. I LOVE IT. AND THE JUNSUSUSU BUTT. AND EVERY BIT OF THE FIC. And I'm not just saying that because it's for me. Yeay, thanks. This is the first time someone wrote a fic for me :) And a birthday one too.

It's your fault if I start giggling whenever I look at clouds and ladybugs and zebras and ducks. Okay, maybe not the ducks part because I already think of Junsu whenever I see ducks anywhere.

So much for not including embarrassing comments >>
[identity profile] omen1x2.livejournal.com on August 18th, 2009 03:53 am (UTC)
Re: “Yoochun, the whole world and their mother can tell when you’re thinking about sex.”
*tackles* You are so welcome! I'm just glad I finally managed to write you one. I know it didn't bother you, but I couldn't help but feel guilty over the lack of one for you.

And I promise it won't be the last! I love writing fics for people. And you're my JaeChun fangirl. ♥

I'd be pretty honored if you thought of your fic every time you looked at any of those things and thought about it. XD
𝔸𝕃𝔼ℕ𝔸: 5[personal profile] amihan on August 18th, 2009 07:20 am (UTC)
a “Property of Jaejoong” sign
...lol One of these days Yoochun will come out holding such sign XD

You know, when Jaejoong said "He's my cloud." Cloud popped out of nowhere. That made it even more hilarious than it already is.

“It doesn’t matter, anyway. Junsu doesn’t have your dick.” - hehe. The ass or the epic bulge? XD

You know, when Yunho said, "Blasphemy." I thought there would be a mention of HoSu there somewhere. XD That would have been lovely too. :)

I have a nice view (more or less) of the outdoors at the office and you can bet I'd be looking at the clouds...or maybe not because I don't think I can even begin to explain why I'm giggling over clouds.

(Yeay for more fics. Especially if President Yunho also makes an appearance in them. :D)
[identity profile] omen1x2.livejournal.com on August 19th, 2009 12:57 am (UTC)
Re: a “Property of Jaejoong” sign
I really think he's technically already got one. That's what the tattoos are for. ~__^

I actually kind of sort of meant a HoSu entendre with the whole blasphemy thing. Yunho always sticks up for Junsu anyway. XD

*tackles* I'm glad I could give you something to giggle over at work, hun.
𝔸𝕃𝔼ℕ𝔸: 17[personal profile] amihan on August 19th, 2009 02:28 am (UTC)
Re: a “Property of Jaejoong” sign
lol yeah that is true. But I was hoping he'd be appear with an actual sign XDD That would be hilarious.

YEAY! Yunho bear and Junsu duck-sheep-dolphin-goldfish :D I wouldn't mind reading a JaeChun-HoSu story :) (Even if I adore MinSu - the bullying and all XD)
[identity profile] pinkfluffies.livejournal.com on August 18th, 2009 03:52 am (UTC)
omg. i dont even know what to quote because all of it is just awesome on all kind of levels.
very enjoyable.
and carefree and light. loved it ♥
[identity profile] omen1x2.livejournal.com on August 18th, 2009 03:54 am (UTC)
Thank you so much! I'm glad you liked it. ^o^
[identity profile] haruko-chan22.livejournal.com on August 18th, 2009 05:13 am (UTC)
all of the dialogue was so perfecttt!

very good! i wish my birthday presents were this awesome XD
[identity profile] omen1x2.livejournal.com on August 18th, 2009 05:20 am (UTC)
Thank you!

And, ugh, I should have written you a birthday fic too. I'm so sorry. >.
[identity profile] laure1724.livejournal.com on August 18th, 2009 06:54 am (UTC)
This was just brilliantly written <3
I can so see them having a conversation like this =^^=
[identity profile] omen1x2.livejournal.com on August 19th, 2009 12:57 am (UTC)
Thank you! I'm glad it seemed so real to you. ^o^
[identity profile] diesmile-kibum.livejournal.com on August 18th, 2009 09:44 am (UTC)
“Yoochun, the whole world and their mother can tell when you’re thinking about sex.”
best. line. ever. 8DDD
Well the rest of their conversation was pretty freaking awesome too.
Love this♥
[identity profile] omen1x2.livejournal.com on August 19th, 2009 12:58 am (UTC)
Don't you just love those pure, simple truths? ♥

Thank you!
[identity profile] laadeedoll.livejournal.com on August 18th, 2009 07:18 pm (UTC)
you write so well, 'cause this was just so perfect :3 <333

imma go read it again and thankies for sharing :D
[identity profile] omen1x2.livejournal.com on August 19th, 2009 12:58 am (UTC)
Wow, thank you! I'm glad you liked it. ^o^
[identity profile] sakura121.livejournal.com on August 19th, 2009 05:41 pm (UTC)
*tackle hugs* This is really such a sweet, fluffy fic. It really cheered me up when I read it after I got home from work. ^_^
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[identity profile] ekkusuchan.livejournal.com on August 20th, 2009 06:23 am (UTC)
never get bored with your dialogues ^-^ they always made me smile and grin like an idiot ^^ wonder what went through your mind when you produce all those conversation lines, mind giving us hints? xD

and, of course, the epic line "Yoochun, the whole world and their mother can tell when you’re thinking about sex" --> like l.o.o.l!!! xD
[identity profile] omen1x2.livejournal.com on August 22nd, 2009 06:51 pm (UTC)
Awww, thank you! ♥

And, uh, my mind works in ways that no one understands, even me. When I write, I basically just turn "me" off and let the weirdness just go through unfiltered. XD
[identity profile] ekkusuchan.livejournal.com on August 24th, 2009 08:40 am (UTC)
now that's a hint. i should try "switching [ME] off" when i write too....
[identity profile] serapheim.livejournal.com on August 22nd, 2009 04:39 pm (UTC)
OH.MY.GOD.
HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THIS?! THIS IS PERFECT. PERFECT.
Right now I'm in a JaeChun heaven. XDD Thank you. It was funny and sweet and just awesome.

“Yoochun, the whole world and their mother can tell when you’re thinking about sex.”

I will bloody love you forever just for this phrase, because it is perfect.

I had such a shitty day yesterday and now this is making me smile. Thank you.
[identity profile] omen1x2.livejournal.com on August 22nd, 2009 06:49 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much! I love writing JaeChun, because they're almost never serious. XD

Dude, Yoochun's got the most obvious face when he's thinking sex. And his brain just goes bye-bye in those moments, too.

*hugs* Awww, well, I'm glad I could help. ^o^
[identity profile] serapheim.livejournal.com on August 22nd, 2009 07:00 pm (UTC)
JaeChun is the best couple ever! :)
Yoochun is prone to making weird faces XDD

Thanks again :)
[identity profile] serapheim.livejournal.com on August 22nd, 2009 06:47 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry I just couldn't help it! XD
I hope you don't mind if I use a phrase from your story with a credit of course :)
[identity profile] omen1x2.livejournal.com on August 22nd, 2009 06:48 pm (UTC)
lol
Yeah, sure, I guess. XD
[identity profile] serapheim.livejournal.com on August 22nd, 2009 06:59 pm (UTC)
thank you! :D
[identity profile] catchmyambition.livejournal.com on August 25th, 2009 04:55 am (UTC)
Aw, this was cuteeeeee &hearts

Do you take requests? :DD
[identity profile] omen1x2.livejournal.com on August 25th, 2009 04:59 am (UTC)
Thanks! ♥

Yeah, I do! You can make your requests here. ♥