17 August 2009 @ 10:32 pm
Title: Ladybugs and Zebras
Author: [livejournal.com profile] omen1x2
Rating: PG
Fandom: DBSK/TVXQ
Pairing: JaeChun, vague YooSu, OT5
Disclaimer: Like all fanfic writers, I twist reality to please me.
Summary: Summer’s the time to be lazy, and Jaejoong and Yoochun cloud-gaze.
A/N: An extremely overdue birthday fic for [livejournal.com profile] vermeil.



Ladybugs and Zebras

By Omen-chan




“A duck.”

“Junsu.”

“What is with you and that? I swear, you have an unhealthy obsession with Junsu’s ass.”

“Well, it is a nice ass.”

“I never know if you just say things like that to make me jealous, or if you’re just a big ass.”

“No, no. Junsu has the big ass. I’m a jerk.”

“Jerk-off.”

“That too.”

There's a long pause. And then, "Do you get jealous?”

“Of course not. I’m a paragon of virtue.”

Despite the words, the two of them are nothing more than lazy and boneless, lying on the hill and feeling as if the heat could melt them into it. It makes Yoochun feel like water, melding with the dirt and grass underneath, and trickling like rain down the side.

Jaejoong raises his cigarette to his lips and inhales, sharp, and for a moment, the world is real again. He licks his lips and his hand drops back to his stomach, careful to keep his cigarette from burning a hole in his shirt. “Ladybug.”

“How the hell do you get ladybug? Clouds don’t have spots, do they?”

“Why not ladybug? Where’s the fun in beetle?”

Yoochun hums the refrain to Hello, Goodbye and interrupts himself with, “Fine. Zebra.”

“Horse.”

“Hey, you made the rules.”

The two of them stare as the ladybug-beetle and the zebra-horse join together in a weird mating ritual.

“I hope your zebra doesn’t squish my ladybug. I kind of liked him.”

“Her.”

“Hey, I can make him a he if I want to. He’s my cloud.”

Yoochun ponders the possibility of a “Property of Jaejoong” sign sticking out of the side of the now strangely fused ladybug-beetle-zebra-horse and then thinks about things like ink and skin, and if that counts too. Remembers the night before, and can’t help smiling around his cigarette.

“Stop that.”

“Stop what?”

“Yoochun, the whole world and their mother can tell when you’re thinking about sex.”

“So?”

“So I’m not having sex with you in broad daylight on a hill, where I could maybe get bug bites on my ass.”

“They wouldn’t dare. That’s my ass.”

“Funny how it’s on me, though.”

“That was God saying that it wouldn’t be fair for it to be on me. It wouldn’t be nearly so easy to grab.”

Jaejoong rolls onto his stomach and stubs his cigarette out on the ground just under his nose, giving Yoochun a perfect view of said ass when he looks down. “I thought you liked Junsu’s ass?”

“And I thought you didn’t get jealous?”

Yoochun grins as Jaejoong flings a half-hearted glare at him, and the sun shines off his eyes and makes a flower of heat bloom in Yoochun’s stomach. “It doesn’t matter, anyway. Junsu doesn’t have your dick.”

Jaejoong just laughs and reaches over to flick Yoochun’s far cheek, just over his dimple. He doesn’t move his arm away after, and just lets it lie across Yoochun’s chest. “He wouldn’t know what to do with it.”

“Blasphemy.”

They both look up, tilting their heads awkwardly towards the source of the new voice. Yunho smiles down at them, thumbs hooked into his pockets, and eyes warm chocolate in the heat. It makes the two of them feel even sleepier.

Yunho doesn’t wait for a response and just nudges them both with the toes of his shoes. “Come on, you two. Play time’s over.”

They both sigh and struggle to their feet, but neither of them do more than mumble complaints that they don’t really mean.

Family time is important too.

“And don’t think I won’t tell Junsu about Jaejoong’s dare to let him play with his dick so he can prove that he does know what to do with one.”



~fin~
 
 
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